The new miracle cure: magic beans! Dean Burnett

Noel Edmonds extolling the cancer-tackling properties of an electronic box reminds us that offers of cures in defiance of scientific understanding is nothing new. So here's another one.

Are you sick? Proper sick? As in, are you so sick that doctors and therapists and pharmacists and nurses and scientists don't know what else to do to help you? Well, worry no more, because now the solution is at hand, with my revolutionary new miracle cure, Magic Beans^TM!

Developed at the top secret MacGuffin labs by research leader scientist Sue Doh, Magic Beans^TM are a revolutionary new therapy that will DEFINITELY work with your body's own natural healing processes to promote wellbeing and fight all manner of diseases.