A Hilarious Series of Tweets That Imagines What Dogs Would Say If They Could Call 911

Dog 911: what's ur emergency?

Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK

Dog 911: so?

Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK

Dog 911: OMG

Dog: OMG

- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015

As part of his very funny Twitter feed, Reverend Scott has hilariously imagined what dogs would say if they could call 911, what constitutes an emergency to a dog and what the 911 operators would say back to the dog in each situation.

DOG 911: what's ur emergency

DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH

DOG 911: u try barking at it?

DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK

DOG 911: OMG

DOG: OMG

- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016

DOG: GOING FOR A WALK??

"No, work"

DOG: I'M GOING TOO??

"You're staying home"

DOG: This injustice will be noted, and not soon forgotten.

- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 14, 2016

Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER

Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT

Dog: probably eat the cat LOL

Dog 911: LOL

- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015

Dog: I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR NATIONAL DOG DAY

Dog 911: Dispatching the Dog Police

- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 26, 2015

Dog 911: what's ur emergency?

Dog: THEYRE PUSHIN THAT LOUD THING AROUND ON THE CARPET AGAIN

Dog 911: OMG

Dog: OMG

Dog 911: OMG

Dog: OMG

- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015

via Distractify

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