An Honest Commercial for the Meat Industry and Its Processed Meat Circles and Cylinders

Cracked's spokesman Roger Horton stars in the latest "honest ad" to reveal how the meat industry sells its processed meat circles and cylinders.

So buy Horton Farms brand animal carcass. We kill the animal for you, reconstitute its flesh, and present it in a way that allows you to forget it once had parents. What more do you want?

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