Watch Pee-wee Herman's Halloween appearances on David Letterman (1983 and 1984)
by David Pescovitz from on (#1ZY6P)
Pee-wee's sage trick-or-treating advice: "Don't eat any apples you can shave with."
(/r/obscuremedia, thanks UPSO!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8dHJrEig5k
