Why does the MacBook Pro only have USB-C ports? Spanish 'Apple engineer' explains

Parody goes viral, suggesting when you need to increase profits, what could be better than forcing people to buy a bag full of dongles at $25 a pop?

What is the real reason for Apple ditching everything but the USB-C ports on the new MacBook Pros? According to a Spanish "Apple engineer": more dongles means more profit.

Yes, El Risitas - the parody meme that first came to wide attention when lampooning the new MacBook last year - is back and this time it is explaining the reasoning behind the long-awaited MacBook Pro's lack of ports.