An Honest Commercial for Energy Drinks, aka ‘Metal Tubes of Caffeinated Sparkling Chemicals’

Cracked spokesman Roger Horton returns with an "honest ad" for energy drinks, or as he calls them, "metal tubes of caffeinated sparkling chemicals." Horton explains how the connection between energy drinks and extreme sports is used to give customers false expectations.

Energy drinks are just like drugs except with cooler colors.

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