A Useless Salad Tossing Machine That Tosses, Mixes, and Warms Salads

Useless Duck Company CEO Mike demonstrates their latest product, the Useless Salad Machine, a 3D-printed machine that tosses, mixes, and warms salads in the company's usual impractical style.

If you run into any issues while tossing your salad please contact customer support.

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