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Vilifying Sutton reserve goalkeeper for his FA Cup snacking is like berating windy Doris for Labour's byelection defeat

Monday

A 60-year study conducted by researchers at the University of Edinburgh has revealed that personality is not, as had previously been thought, immutable. This may be good news for all those in their 20s and 30s who wake up most days feeling anxious and are hoping it won't last forever, but it's not so great for those of us who have reached our 60s and detect no discernible difference from our younger selves.