Kong: Skull Island

I loved Kong: Skull Island. Even with burning eyes and a tension headache from twenty-two hours awake, I loved it^1. When it's out on Blu-Ray I will own it. I do not love this movie enough to marry it because that would be silly, but if I saw this movie in high school I would totally have a crush on it and write notes to it in class.

It's late. I'm really tired. That got weird^2. You get the point. Threshold of Awesome? CLEARED. This is easily my favorite film of the year thus far. The year is still young^3, but for now Kong is totally King.

^1I saw it in IMAX 3D, and that contributed to the tired burning of my eyes, but the big factor was insomnia. No regrets. It was beautiful.

^2 I'm not ashamed of weird. I acknowledge it and move on.

^3 Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 threatens Kong's top spot, but that doesn't bother me. Whoever wins, I win twice.