This is it: the one true explanation for Donald Trump's victory

Everyone's theories are wrong: through cunning and selective use of statistics, I can prove that my pet whinge is the reason for Trump's election win

The unexpected US election result has left people grappling with some difficult questions. Questions like, "if we're so good at being pundits then why were we all wrong?" and, "how do I draft an executive order without cocking it up?" One question stands above all others though: "Why did millions of people who nearly always vote Republican continue to vote for a Republican candidate, even after lots of Democrats and centrists told them not to?"

To find out, we have to use the key tool of analysis available to political science in the Internet era: the think piece. Think pieces are the social media equivalent of an immune response, an innate and primitive defense system in which endless varieties of the same basic cell swarm over a topic until it's entirely obscured by a cloud of literary pus.