Schlock Mercenary: April 23, 2017

Note: "secrete" is not a feces verb, but in the lexicon of all things metabolic Haban's body misappropriates several verbs, and does unspeakable things to a few unfortunate nouns. He can include in his excrement a pair of secretions in the binary-compound family of explosives, with his actual feces serving as a buffer preventing the two compounds from mixing prematurely.

For safety reasons, many of Haban's meals have the texture and fiber content of a big bowl of warm rope.