As a Music Consumer, You Are Ridiculously Fortunate

Touching nothing, I can summon forth music from any era to fill up the room. I merely need to say aloud the name of any composer or performer of the last 500 years. I have a small device that listens and complies. It happens in an instant: the perfect performance with perfect sound. It took 129 years after the invention of recorded sound. But it is here finally, for you, at absurdly low prices.