USMNT Win 2-0 Despite El Salvador's Biting And Nipple-Tweaking
by Emma Baccellieri from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#2WY96)
The USMNT cruised to a 2-0 victory in tonight's CONCACAF Gold Cup quarterfinal despite the fact that El Salvador repeatedly treated players like you might have treated your little brother.