Phil Mushnick Is Being A Crotchety Old Penis Again
by Drew Magary from on (#2XD6Y)

It's the Dead Zone of the summer sports calendar, and I am on the verge of dying from physiological lack of hot sports action. Thankfully, there is man out there who the IRON NUTSACK to throw down the kind of C4-tipped bazooka take that can carry you and I through the purgatory of late July. That man is New York Post"