White House Alters Transcript To Clarify That The President Is Actually Really Good At Golf
by Patrick Redford from on (#2XMQQ)
During new White House flack Anthony Scaramucci's introductory press conference, he bragged that his famously exercise-averse and bulbous boss was in fact a sports genius, capable of throwing "a dead spiral through a tire," "swishing foul shots" in a suit, and sinking, uh, three-foot putts.