White Sox Attempt To Lure Fans Using Cheap Cased Meat
by Tim Marchman from on (#2XRJ6)

Having only won a single game in their last 13, culminating in three straight losses to the Chicago Cubs, the Chicago White Sox are struggling to attract fans to the ballpark. Perhaps having intuited that a .111-hitting Yoan Moncada, Alen Hanson, David Holmberg, and Whothefuckis Thatguy aren't going to draw in even"