Man Eats Shit At Idiot Contest
by Patrick Redford from on (#2YMBQ)

The Three Rivers Regatta, a three-day aquatics extravaganza, took place in Pittsburgh over the weekend. Over 600,000 people attended and hundreds of rowdy youths reportedly got into fights, but more importantly, the boldest and dumbest tried to fly during Saturday's Flugtag, a modern-day Franz Reichelt contest."