Ronaldo Gets Five-Match Ban For Shoving Referee
by Laura Wagner from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#2Z7Z2)

After coming on as a second-half substitute in Real Madrid's Spanish Super Cup match against Barcelona, Cristiano Ronaldo scored an incredible go-ahead goal in the 80th minute, picked up a yellow card for taking his shirt off during his signature celebration, and then a few minutes later got a second yellow for"