MLB Umpires Are Done With The Whole Wristband Deal
by Chris Thompson from on (#2ZT1W)

After untold, um, minutes of, hmm, some of their members, uh, wearing some wristbands, the World Umpires Association today ended their nearly day-long protest of "escalating verbal attacks" and will return to their regular attire, which in some cases might still include wristbands, I think.