Pfft, "Solar Eclipse," Big Deal
by Albert Burneko on Adequate Man, shared by Albert B from on (#2ZW7F)

Apparently many of the youths are very excited about a "solar eclipse" today. The moon's transit will carry it directly between the sun and the earth in the skies over the United States, where, along a certain corridor of geography, it will obscure the sun's rays completely for a little while. I suppose the"