Getting in Touch With My Great Attitude ThroughAmerican Ninja Warrior Training
by Joanna Rothkopf on Jezebel, shared by Barry Petche from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#32GA4)

If you have ever flipped on the tube after eating a ball of pot, settled on the most invigorating display of human physical abilities available on network television, American Ninja Warrior, and thought, "I could hang onto that chunk of plastic if money was on the line," I'm here to say you are wrong! Like, so wrong!