Bloody Hell, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Had Himself A Bit Of A 'Mare, Innit?
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#32QWK)

I am not from Britain, nor have I ever visited, nor do I have any particular affinity for tea or meat pies or passive-aggressiveness. I do, however, watch a lot of soccer, and have recently learned how to correctly pronounce the word "twat," so I feel comfortable watching this superbly narrated lowlight reel of Alex"