Fuck Sports Bottles
by Drew Magary on Adequate Man, shared by Tom Ley to from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#32YF3)

I thought I was done. My kids were no longer babies, which meant no more formula, which meant no more time laboring at the sink, hand-washing 90 separate Dr. Brown's bottle parts and leaving them soaking on a dishtowel to dry. That part of my life, as far as I was concerned, was over.