Bad Soccer Teams Should Stop Shooting Their Own Dicks Off By Playing From The Back
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#33HSR)
Hey, shitty teams. A humble request: How about you stop giving up the easiest goals imaginable, making enormous errors in some misguided effort to play "beautiful soccer" and build up play from the back, and instead just lump the ball forward when facing your betters? This scourge must be stopped.