Grrl Power #567 – Zero sum shopping

Short bodyguards are funny. Well, Vale isn't short, she's like 5'8"^3 or 5'9"^3 and always wears 2 or 3 inch heels" like those wide heels? I don't know what they're called. Chunky heels? They're like the width of a regular boot heel, just higher. Like what Selene wore in the Underworld movies. It's just that Deus is 6'4"^3 and Sciona is 6'3"^3 at least with her head popped on top of that orc body.

Of course, really, a short bodyguard is probably the dangerous one, right? 90% of a bodyguard's job is to physically block people and to look intimidating enough that no one wants to mess with the person they're guarding. But the short person who does that is the ex-marine or the bantam weight MMA fighter that will drop anyone who the big guys can't stop.

I finally updated the vote incentive! It's even a finished colored piece! Check it out.

Oh, and here's an Amazon link to Selene style boots, since I have one of those associate links, might as well stick that here. Speaking of which, I just set up an account for Amazon Canada and UK, so if you're shopping there and want to drop a few pennies in the tip jar with literally no expense or effort on your part, just change your Amazon bookmark to either (Canada) or (UK) There are also buttons over there on the right in the Support widget banner thingy.

Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. $1 and up, but feel free to contribute as much as you like.