John Jaso Likely To Retire, Live On Sailboat
by Dan McQuade from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#33WCY)
John Jaso, the dreaded pirate-looking dude who plays for the Pirates, told reporters yesterday he is probably calling it a career now that the season is over and his contract is up. Better yet: He's retiring from baseball to sail the seven seas. No piracy, hopefully.