Grrl Power #568 – Customer service with an evil smile

I can just imagine Sciona waiting on the phone to set up an appointment;

"If you're calling because you suspect the company's CEO of planting a mole in your organization, please press 1. If you're calling because the company's CEO was secretly trying to date you under the guise of business meetings, please press 2. If you're calling about the company's CEO undermining the political structure of your country and running it from the shadows, except he constantly tells everyone about it, please press 3. If you're calling because the company's CEO has horned in on your daring heist, please press 4. You have pressed 4. Transferring you to your childhood home, where the company's CEO is currently banging your mom!" >dialtone<

I've set up an account for Amazon Canada and UK, so if you're shopping there and want to drop a few pennies in the tip jar with literally no expense or effort on your part, just change your Amazon bookmark to either (Canada) or (UK) There are also buttons over there on the right in the Support widget banner thingy.

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