Tortoise races hare, wins
by Cory Doctorow from on (#34AAQ)
Back in 2016, some serious Aesop LARPers decided to race a tortoise and a hare. Sure enough, "the rabbit started off strong but laid back towards the middle of the event and watched as the tortoise slowly, but surely, win the race." I call shenanigans -- that rabbit's pausing for a reason not visible from the camera. (via JWZ)