I Can't Stop Watching These Lovely Miloš Teodosić Passes
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#34YZ5)

Maybe shaggy Serbian guard MiloA TeodosiA, the Clippers' new 30-year-old rookie, will turn out to be a matador defender. Maybe he will be an asshole who smokes clove cigarettes in the locker room and sneers at his teammates about the vulgarity of the American cinema. Maybe he will rip egg farts with no mercy! So long"