I Rebuke Your Bullcrap Marshmallow Roasting Tactics In The Strongest Possible Terms
by Albert Burneko on Adequate Man, shared by Albert B from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#35MH4)

Everybody likes roasting a marshmallow over a campfire or fire pit, the best of autumn's fire-related food activities. Everybody but me! I am sick of watching the youths butcher delicious marshmallows with their amateurish roasting methods!