Take A Shot Every Time You See This Dumb Joke
by Erik Shilling on Jalopnik, shared by Barry Petches from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#369C6)

On Friday Aston Martin unveiled the $359,950 Vanquish S Volante Tom Brady Signature Edition, a ridiculous car targeted, I guess, at rich people with no taste who love the Patriots. (Come to think of it, that's probably a very large market.) Anyway, here come the bad jokes.