Howard Eskin Is Very Upset That New Phillies Manager Gabe Kapler Masturbates
by Dan McQuade from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#36VFE)
The Phillies held a press conference today to introduce Gabe Kapler as the team's new manager. It was Kapler's first time speaking to the assembled Philadelphia media, and he got a good introduction into a major part of his new job.