BAN GOLF
by Hamilton Nolan on Splinter, shared by Barry Petche from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#382PA)

"Golf is a good walk spoiled," a famous man once said, speaking to the author of A Book of Quotes. Would it not, in our modern world, be more accurate to say, pithily, "Fuck golf-golfing ass motherfuckers?"