Texas A&M Rolls Out Actual Red Carpet To Welcome Jimbo Fisher
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39PMQ)

Jimbo Fisher arrived today at College Station, Texas, as the new head football coach at Texas A&M. He was greeted on the tarmac at Easterwood* Airport by a marching band and a literal red carpet, as happens in a sane world with a healthy appreciation for amateur sports: