Derrick Rose Returns From Self-Exile To Play Basketball Poorly Sometimes
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39RW3)

Guard Derrick Rose, who abruptly left the Cavaliers back on Nov. 24 to, like, go sit on a boardwalk and watch happy couples stroll by and stare at his reflection in a rainy window while a mopey Stan Bush track plays in the background, has returned to Cleveland, according to ESPN's Adrian Wojnarowksi: