Crazy Russian Lady Slaps Carles Puyol In Face With Big Ol' Dildo
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#39ZPN)
Retired Barcelona legend Carles Puyol expected to fiddle around with an assortment of (plastic) balls when he participated in last week's World Cup group draw in host country Russia. But what he could not have expected was being accosted by a lady telling him "I want to fuck you, I have so big dick," before whipping"