Roy Moore Doesn't Even Ride A Horse Well
by Hannah Keyser from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3AHH2)

If you're a reasonable, decent, sentient person paying even half-assed attention to the credible and relentless news cycle regarding Roy Moore's predilection for preying on underage girls, you will not be voting for him in Alabama's special election for a senator today. The candidate arrived at the polls on horseback"