Off-the-wall Harry Potter chapter created using predictive text
by Rusty Blazenhoff from on (#3AT85)
Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash is the fabricated book's title and the faux chapter is called, "The Handsome One."
Here's a few quotes from its ghostwritten pages:
"Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good.""Ron's shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."
"The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: 'You are Hagrid now.'"
"'The password was BEEF WOMEN,' Hermione cried."
Read the entire chapter here. Be sure to take a look at Botnick's other work, like this predictive text Thanksgiving dinner video.
("BEEF WOMEN" will now be my new password.)