Someone Explain To Me The Alien Alloys Before I Fucking Explode
by Tom Ley on The Concourse, shared by Tom Ley to Dea from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3B1VJ)

Hello, hi, yes, hello. We've all seen this, right? This story in the New York Fucking Times about the Pentagon's $22 million Oh Shit There Might Be Aliens program? We've all read it? We've all engaged with the evidence within the story, written in part by two journalists who have won Pulitzer Prizes for the New York"