I Can't Wait To See Tech Dweebs Own Themselves By Wearing These Things On Their Faces
by Albert Burneko on The Concourse, shared by Albert from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3B8B9)

Listen. I am old. And one of the things that happened along my way to becoming old was that I recognized, and even came to derive some comfort from recognizing, that the things I value-privacy, the company of my loved ones, good health, not having what look like limo-tinted jeweler's glasses from the Blade Runner universe