Jack Wilshere Is Still Alive And Still Capable Of Hitting Beautiful Passes
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3BWFZ)

Today, geriatric 25-year-old Jack Wilshere managed to avoid doing a few typical Jack Wilshere things (like getting sent off for a dumb tackle or injuring himself while charging into a dumb tackle or serving a suspension for a previous sending off in the aftermath of a dumb tackle) just long enough to pull off another,"