What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
by Barry Petchesky on Adequate Man, shared by Barry P from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3C4NS)

If Christmas is all about putting stuff up butts, New Year's Day is the day to read about the many methods of absolute destruction of America's dick and balls, and to be thankful it wasn't you. Unless it was.