Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar
by Cory Doctorow from on (#3CHTW)
Goop is Gwyneth Paltrow's life-threatening, wallet-flensing empire of woo, home to smoothie dust, vulva steaming, rocks you keep in your vagina, and a raft of rebadged products that are literally identical to the garbage Alex Jones sells to low-information preppers. (more")