Kolten Wong Had An Especially Frightening Time During Saturday's Missile Scare
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3D8YJ)
Saturday's brief missile scare is destined to become an obscure bit of trivia, especially after our idiot president inevitably fires a nuclear missile at, like, Luxembourg, over construction delays in the building of another gaudy Trump property. It already seems surreal and dreamlike that just yesterday, for 20"