Please Do Not Piss In Anyone's Water Bottle, No, Not Even The Opposing Keeper's
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3DWP8)
A Middlesbrough fan was reportedly arrested after he was caught on video pissing into the water bottle of QPR keeper Alex Smithies during Saturday's EFL Championship match, and then tossing the bottle back onto the pitch. It should go without saying that you are a deeply weird and antisocial person if you do this: