If You Find Aliens, Who Do You Call?
by Daniel Kolitz on Gizmodo, shared by Barry Petchesk from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3DYT0)
Let's say your house is on fire, or overrun by a gang of psychotic raccoons. You don't hesitate-you take out your phone, and you call the fire department, or animal control, and then firemen/raccoon-wranglers are promptly dispatched to your home. These are well-established protocols, essential to the maintenance of a"