The Only Fun Miami Marlin Is Probably Better At Basketball
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3ECKH)
Even in a shamelessly slow offseason, the Miami Marlins have clobbered all competitors in a race to become the least interesting team in baseball. They traded Giancarlo Stanton, who is possibly the most exciting dude in the entire sport, for peanuts. The main goal, which the team barely bothered to conceal, was not"