Article 3EJ7B Elon Musk Is Raising Money For The Boring Company by Selling Fully Functional Flamethrowers

Elon Musk Is Raising Money For The Boring Company by Selling Fully Functional Flamethrowers

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Justin Page
from Laughing Squid on (#3EJ7B)
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The Boring Company, Elon Musk's company that is working on creating a network of underground tunnels to cut down on traffic congestion, has built 20,000 fully functional flamethrowers to sell off and raise enough money to dig a small tunnel. They are available to pre-order from The Boring Company website. They are also selling a fire extinguisher, just in case.

A post shared by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Jan 27, 2018 at 4:53pm PST

A post shared by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Jan 27, 2018 at 5:29pm PST

A post shared by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Jan 27, 2018 at 4:42pm PST

You'd need millions of zombies for a so-called "apocalypse" anyway. Where would I even get a factory big enough to make so many!?

- Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018

ATF says any flamethrower with a flame shorter than 10 ft is A-ok. Our design is max fun for least danger. I'd be way more scared of a steak knife.

- Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018

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