John Wall Broken, Wizards Dead, Universe Empty
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3END4)
Washington Wizards guard John Wall will miss six to eight weeks for a "procedure to clean up" his sore left knee, the one that has now been interfering with his career on a dismally regular basis since at least as far back as 2012. In related news [long anguished scream, tapering away to silence].