German Hockey Player Narrowly Avoids Der Eismaschine
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3EPHZ)

Stefan Loibl of the Straubing Tigers was just giving a routine interview in the second intermission of a 4-2 loss to fellow German hockey club Kilner Haie. But just when you're feeling safe-that's when Der Eismaschine will strike.